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		<title>1,000 lb. goal</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 06:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA["Miss Simpson, 42, from New Jersey, USA, already holds the Guinness World Record as the world's biggest mum." Read more...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><h2><strong>Donna Simpson will be a guest on the program this Thursday night @8PM CST&#8230; It&#8217;s going to be HUGE!</strong></h2>
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<blockquote><p>Miss Simpson, 42, from New Jersey, USA, already holds the Guinness World Record as the world&#8217;s biggest mum. She was 520lbs when she had daughter Jacqueline, three, becoming the largest woman to give birth. Now she weighs a mega 600lbs, or 43 stone, and hopes to break the 1,000lbs or half a ton mark. Miss Simpson, who wears XXXXXXXL dresses, eats whole cakes and bags of donuts and tries to move as little as possible.</strong><br />
<strong>&#8220;I&#8217;d love to be 1,000lb,&#8221; she said.</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down.&#8221; *telegraph.co.uk Read the full article <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7440938/Donna-Simpson-woman-who-wants-to-be-worlds-fattest.html" target="_blank">HERE </a></strong></p></blockquote>
<h2><strong>DRINK COFFEE AND GET FIT!</strong></h2>
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		<title>&#8220;Sham Wow Guy&#8221; Vince Shlomi is back, selling Eminem&#8217;s album</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 08:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GIWAYNE</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["When life sucks and you think you can't get back, make fun of the situation, but most importantly talk about it." Read more...]]></description>
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<strong>Vince Shlomi is back, promoting Eminem&#8217;s new cd. Good pitch to bring Vince back into the public eye. Which brings me to this idea&#8230; When life sucks and you think you can&#8217;t get back&#8230;Make fun of the situation, but most importantly talk about it, and life will start to make sense. We all make mistakes so live, laugh, and learn. The man behind the mask is Shat. Shat is his nickname, but he touches people in more ways than one, as Ishatonu on Youtube&#8230;Check out his page &#8211; (click his face)</strong><br />
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<h2><a href="http://giwayne.com/?s=sham+wow" target="_self"><span style="color: #000000;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">Also See:</span> Sham Wow Vince and the hooker</strong></span></a></h2>
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		<title>The sun or a tanning bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 22:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>GIWAYNE</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's all about the UV rays. Read more...]]></description>
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<p><strong>It&#8217;s summertime and everyone is trying to get their &#8220;tan on.&#8221; You go do that, but if you&#8217;re looking to build a base tan with a UV bed, you might want to check this out. Oh and for those of you who will question the image below&#8230; It was fitting.</strong></p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Ultraviolet radiation from sunlight can cause numerous skin conditions, including a variety of skin cancers. While sunlight may help with tans, unprotected skin can be easily damaged by power ultraviolet radiation. Is there a safe alternative for tanning? For about 30 years, tanning beds have been used as an alternative to tanning. Tanning beds are a quicker, convenient means of obtaining a tan. Through the use of fluorescent lamps with phosphor bends, sunlight can be imitated by tanning beds. However, tanning beds also emit UV radiation in the tanning process. Are they a safer means of getting a tan?</strong></p>
<p><strong>According to Dr. Lawrence E. Gibson from the Mayo Clinic, the answer is no. Ultraviolet radiation is dangerous; regardless of the source. Ultraviolet radiation can cause many detrimental effects to the skin. UV radiation causes increased collagen degradation in the dermis and can damage collagen fibers, causing the accumulation of abnormal elastin. This degradation, accompanied by failure in certain metalloproteinase pathways, can produce excess wrinkles. UV radiation can lead to the production of free radicals in the body, which can damage DNA and harm skin integrity. *empowher.com <a href="http://www.empowher.com/skin-hair-amp-nails/content/tanning-beds-quick-tan-or-quick-burn">READ THE FULL ARTICLE</a></strong></p></blockquote>
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